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October 19th, 2005

12:48 am: Log ride!
I was carryin' up my skirts after some washin' and I noticed this squirrel inna middle of a whole pile of logs. And I thought to myself "coo-ee! Them's a lot of logs!"

I was gonna set them of fire, but maybe I'm thinking it'd be better to take our George and our Robert and see if we can't slip down that fine Lancre water hole.

Any of you fine people up for a Lancre-style log jam?

March 6th, 2005

01:58 pm: Rat death man. I've got your raven. He's fine, if a bit peckish. Can't seem to get him to eat without first finding a skull for him to perch on. Strange bird.

Come and get it!

February 27th, 2005

03:26 am: There ain't a-much goin' on in Lancre! I seed a wagon being driven by oxen with horns! Blue horns! And the sun's been shinin' differently - all vengeful like! It's a sign, I tell you! A sign of utmost strangeness!

I'll be needin' my shawl, o' course.

February 2nd, 2005

11:01 pm: Coo, what a party! I didn't get any dances, but there was a whole lotta swiggin' goin' on! Esme didn't let me have any real fun, but she wasn't lookin' towards the end and I stole me this huge barrel full o' liquid goode. I've only started in on it - shhh, don't tell that skinny witch! - and oh boy! They sure don't mess around in Quirm!

I think I'll go toddle off for a bit...

January 4th, 2005

02:46 am: A dance with carriages?
Coo-ee! Have you heard? A dance with carriages! Or a parade. Or...

Well, I'm not sure, but if there's dancing involved, I've got an old dress to dig out of the closet. It's back with the illegal stash of...nevermind.

I just need to get my flask, a date, or...well, Esme, what about you? Fancy being my date? It'll be fun, I'm just sure of it!

This is better than the time I poisoned the ham at that monarch's banquet!

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